Thanks and stuff

I’m thankful for a husband who helped me keep my shit together today.

I’m thankful we have family able to visit us even though sometimes I get overwhelmed when they are here.

I’m thankful to have a super awesome son with the most amazing smile.

I’m thankful for a big smelly dog and fat cat who I love so much.

I’m thankful for our home, which is filled with love and laughter and Diet Coke.

I’m thankful for fitting into a pair of size 2 jeans.

I’m thankful for my new boots. Seriously. I love them so hard.

Good night.

Drunksgiving!

I drank two beers and quite a bit of cough medicine tonight! Because it seems my bronchitis is returning, and also I got an early start on my Thanksgiving tradition of wishing everyone would just BE QUIET or GO HOME or GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN or FUCK OFF ALREADY.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.